Stay in high school
Even if you hate it
Do your math until your fingers bleed
Go for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Written down in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work in finance
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you get a gross disease
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll fuck you
Fuck you, oh
It's just as simple as that
...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
The Rules of Life
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Even if you're freaky
Do your homework 'til your fingers bleed
Sign up for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got
Give it a shot, you little punk
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
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